Monday, January 23, 2012

TMI Tuesday: January 24, 2012

Would You Rather?

Questions are from Graham Norton's tv-show Would You Rather?

1. Would you rather wear the same pair of unwashed socks for 2 years or wear the same pair of unwashed underwear for 1 year? Explain.

ANS: I'll say socks. I don't have sweaty, smelly feet or a problem with athletes feet. Although if I wear the same dirty socks for two yearS I might have some serious fungal problems. I don't want to even think about the underwear situation. I must have clean panties. Do you know how many times I 'get wet' in a day? A week?... A lot!

2. Would you rather eat a baby or be eaten by a giant baby? Explain.

ANS: I would rather be eaten by a giant baby. Hopefully I'll be dead and cooked. My luck I'll get a giant baby who's into a raw food diet. Besides, I could NEVER eat another human being. I don't even like meat. (well I do like some "meat" and I do partake...often)

3. Would you rather steal money from your Grandfather in the past or steal money from a Grandchild in the future? Why?

ANS: Definitely steal from the grandchild of the future. I don't have any kids so how could I have a grandchild. Plus, I only knew one of my grandpas (the other was dead before I was born) and I wouldn't want to steal from him.

4. Would you rather be trapped in a cave full of vampire bats or put a large jar full of bees (opened) in your pants?

ANS: Easy...vampire bats. I am VERY allergic to insect stings. While I don't like bats, and I don't relish the idea of being trapped in a cave, I figure if I am quiet and don't flap around disturbing the bats they should just hang around and leave me alone. Right?

5. Would you rather be a person with a head that is noticeably big for your body or have a head that is disproportionately small compared to the rest of your body?

ANS: I will be a big head. People might think it's because I have a big brain, and I'm so smart. :D

Tiny head isn't a good look for me, but I love the suit.

David Byrne of the Talking Heads in his Big Suit.

Bonus (not from WYR): Would you rather have sex, with your significant other, in a sex club with all eyes and a spotlight on you OR would you rather get gang-banged & groped in darkness by a bunch of strangers?

ANS: I would rather be groped in the dark by strangers and poked and prodded and fucked wildly...anonymously. I am too shy for sex in the spotlight. I could have sex with others in the room--I have before, but the spotlight and all eyes on me is a bit much. I'm shy *bats eyelashes*

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