Monday, January 9, 2012

TMI Tuesday: January 10, 2012

If I had a penis...

Bobbing glow in the dark cocks from the movie "Skin Deep"...hilarious:


All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

ANS: This is hard. I've had one that was too small and waaay to thin. That is no good. I've had one that was longer than necessary and of course did not go all the way in; he had some good girth too. Then there was that pretty and perfect penis *swoon*. I guess I will say width is more important because a long skinny snake isn't going to satisfy.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

ANS: The 9-incher on a long-legged Jamaican hottie made my eyes pop out of my head but I handled me. Mmm. He was beautiful!

3. Best place to put a penis?

ANS: In between my tits. Seriously, I love this.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

ANS: Play with it constantly. Then go have wild-n-crazy sex with big busted, curvy women like these beauties:

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5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

ANS: Uhhh....I have no idea. Since I like to watch guy-on-guy sex so much, I think I'll choose "D" and I can see if it feels as good as it looks. Sure I could have anal sex with a woman but I have this penis and I want to stick it in a man.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

ANS: Joe. (I have never named any of my lovers' dicks)

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