Monday, January 9, 2012

TMI Tuesday: January 10, 2012

If I had a penis...

Bobbing glow in the dark cocks from the movie "Skin Deep"...hilarious:



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All about the wedding tackle, twig & berries, pole, fire hose, skin flute, dipstick, meat thermometer or what we all know as the penis.

1. What’s more important – length or width? Why?

ANS: This is hard. I've had one that was too small and waaay to thin. That is no good. I've had one that was longer than necessary and of course did not go all the way in; he had some good girth too. Then there was that pretty and perfect penis *swoon*. I guess I will say width is more important because a long skinny snake isn't going to satisfy.

2. Ever encountered one that was too big for you to handle?

ANS: The 9-incher on a long-legged Jamaican hottie made my eyes pop out of my head but I handled it...trust me. Mmm. He was beautiful!

3. Best place to put a penis?

ANS: In between my tits. Seriously, I love this.

4. If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it?

ANS: Play with it constantly. Then go have wild-n-crazy sex with big busted, curvy women like these beauties:

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5. You’re a penis, which love canal (that’s a vagina) would you most like to visit:
a. short and shallow
b. fall into the gap, gliding smoothly along the slick walls
c. tight suction lip-lock
d. none, I prefer the back door thank you

ANS: Uhhh....I have no idea. Since I like to watch guy-on-guy sex so much, I think I'll choose "D" and I can see if it feels as good as it looks. Sure I could have anal sex with a woman but I have this penis and I want to stick it in a man.

Bonus: What is the perfect name for your penis or a penis you use often?

ANS: Joe. (I have never named any of my lovers' dicks)



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12 comments:

virtualsin said...

"This is hard." Ha, ha.

Hedone said...

*giggle*

Rose said...

The first clip had me have tears in my eyes from laughing, can't believe I've never seen it before!

Jack and Jill said...

Skin Deep cracked me up when I was a kid. I remember seeing it on pay TV - what is now known as premium cable - and being embarrassed because my parents were in the room.

So in #1, I'm going to assume that "this is hard" was intentional. :)

I don't think I've ever noticed a reference to titty-fucking on your blog before. I had no idea you were into it. Needless to say, I'd love to.

-Jack

TemptingSweets99 said...

I love #3. Hmm!

Cat said...

Oh boy! I was just thinking..my "prefect penis" would be like "french hung" on tumblr!!!

I too am guilty of enjoying guy-on-guy .... *blush*

Hedone said...

@Rose: I'm glad you watched the clip and enjoyed it. It's a classic scene.

@Jack and Jill: On purpose? At first it wasn't, but when I proof read what I wrote I caught it and giggled.

Jack, you have an open invitation to do anything to me.

@TS99: :-)

@Cat: Let me tell you! I love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love that man!! I love his toes, his feet, his long lean legs, his chest, his little bum, his nice hands, his smile, his face (which he used to show 3 blog incarnations ago), and his awesome photography. Oh yes, I love Jedi's cock too.

-H

viemoira said...

Love your answers- especially 5!! :)

KaziGrrl said...

Great answers! :D Your descriptions always make me smile!

~Kazi xxx

Dru said...

Great answers as well. I had a chuckle at the clip yesterday. #5, refreshing to see someone turned on by big busted curvy women. Can you imagine how hot her breasts would look swinging in the air during doggy with you? You were right, I sound like a man lol.

ourchangingviews said...

Sweetie you so need to get a strap on. :-)

Faile xx

Hedone said...

@Viemoira: Thanks for stopping by.

@KaziGrrl: :-)

@Dru: *big grin* Yes Dru you are a dawg! And I love it. I was thinking the same thing.

@Faile: I know! Sometimes after reading your posts I have so many questions I want to ask you I don't know where to begin (or how to properly ask without offending). I asked KG if we could please try a strap-on (reading the Naughty Spot intrigued me even more). He said no. We've discussed it a few times. Finally last fall after we went to a fabulous class on anal play, he bought the Aeros prostrate massager for me to use on him. I guess I have to take baby steps. The thoughts of using a strap-on stay in my head though because not a week goes by without at least one subby boy checking me out to see if I will fuck them with a strap-on.

...that's a lot of TMI, isn't it? lol, lol

-H