Tuesday, December 6, 2011

TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2011

Stop Making Sense...
There is no rhyme or reason for this week's TMI Tuesday questions. It's just cooky fun.

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?

ANS: I think I'd be like a Rolls Royce Phantom--"Attitude, class, enough rear-seat room to satisfy."
The smooth sumptuous body attracts with a powerful striking presence. Look under my hood and there's a glistening turbo charged engine for maximum performance. Complete with luxury amenities and always-on high beams for a tantalizing view ;-)



2. If I gave you an Elephant where would you hide it?

ANS: Behind a tree of course.


3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to....

ANS: Go to any retail store. I went to the mall yesterday, which I rarely do because I hate shopping...period...in any season. But I'm doing this 12 Days of Christmas thing for KG so I needed to go shopping. I thought to myself I know it's holiday shopping season but how bad can a shopping mall be early Monday morning around 11 am." It's pretty freakin' bad! That's how bad. Grrr! Gotta rethink this 12 Days of Christmas thing. Zappos sells everything now, maybe I can get some sexy lingerie and slutty dresses from them.

On the bright side I did buy one very sexy, beautiful and ornate deep rose pink bra with matching lace thong. I also got two really fun bras--one is white cotton with various sized peace signs in different colors all over it. If I had time I would've modelled it for you. ;-) I have a theme planned for that piece.

At Lord & Taylor I tried on this hot looking blue and green suede shoe.

Jessica Simpson bendie platform shoe

It looked great with my jeans. As I walked through the department testing the feel of the shoe, I had this 30-ish Asian lady following me around telling me how great the shoe looked (no she did not work there)-- "find a mirror...they look so niiice...are they on sale...are you gunna buy?" I also turned the head of a man waiting on the sidelines as the woman he was with slipped on some boots. I did not buy the shoe, it was too big. My size was gone. But on a search for a photo of the shoe I have found my size and a whole smorgasbord of colors! Color me excited *big grin* These sexy shoes will play a role in the 12 Days of Christmas...Hedone-style :-)

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?

ANS: Gosh. I don't know. Maybe three days when I was on a camping trip. I refused to use the camp showers. I did wash up in the sinks though. I was too creeped out to be in the public camp showers. I did however sneak in to peek at a sexy man who took a shower after midnight. It was the first time I saw him naked (perfect cock, great ass). He caught me looking and invited me in. I didn't take him up on his invitation. After he toweled off and put on some clothes, we ended up sitting by a camp fire talking and flirting; others were there too. To get some alone time we went back to his tent where he gave lots of attention to my breasts and I gave him the best hand job EVER (his words not mine). Eventually he became my boyfriend.

5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?

ANS: I'm not a prankster.

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you recently heard?

ANS: Nada. Well there is some stuff but way too revealing.

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