Have and Have Not
I have never made Angry Bird cupcakes or cupcakes at all for that matter.
List five (5) things I have done that other people probably have not done.
1. Examined, looked inside a space capsule-- where the crew resides-- that was preparing to go on a space mission. I also possess a piece of space shuttle tile.
2. Performed doggie acupressure.
3. Sold girl scout cookies. Alright! So a lot of people have done this. I couldn't think of anything else. Well I did but it's too personal and would compromise my anonymity.
4. Been felt up by a transvestite, on stage, in front of about 300 people. It was my birthday. My "friends" thought it would be a funny surprise.
5. I have played ring toss with a penis. (See #6)
List five (5) things I have not done that other people probably have done.
1. I have never slid down a toilet. Granted a lot you probably haven't but then again, a lot of people have... Check out this giant toilet slide.
2. Carried a puppy in a purse.
3. Been in a gangbang or an orgy.
4. Rubbed fruit on any part of my body. Well there was that time I fucked a rather large banana. Oh and there was that enticingly shaped squash... (read more)
5. I have never crawled with a plug in my ass, a vibe in my pussy and a cock in mouth. (Read more)
Bonus: What is the oddest thing that you've ever seen?
A three story birthday cake complete with candles, on the side of the highway.
Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done?
Craziest: Jumped into a school of jelly fish. Not on purpose. The jelly fish swam right under me as I was airborn having jumped from the side of the sailboat. I was lucky I didn't get stung; most of them were small jelly fish.
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