Tuesday, December 27, 2011

‘Tis better to give than receive…?

1. What was your favorite gift that you received (gift giving holidays Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or heck even if you had a birthday in the month of December that can count)?

ANS: Thus far it has been these cute little socks. In the coming month or so I'll be getting a pole dancing pole installed in my home. Yaay! That will be the best gift.

2. What was the most practical gift that you received?

ANS: Those socks I spoke of in #1. I like to go without shoes but my toes are always cold so I wear socks. Socks can be slippery on wood floors so KG got me the socks with non-slip nubbies on the bottom. Plus they are red--one of my fave colors. And they have doggies on the toes--I love love love dogs.

3. What was the silliest, most fun, crazy or impractical gift that you received?

ANS: I got a couple of crazy, silly fun gifts but I'll post this:

Survival kit includes: 2 antiseptic wipes, 1 pair disposable gloves, 1 toilet seat cover.

4. If you had a special holiday meal, what was your favorite food?

ANS: KinkyGent made cocoa & chili seared tuna with rosemary heirloom tri-color fingerling potatoes. I made caramelized brussel sprouts to go with it. The meal was delicious. The tuna melted in your mouth. My brussel sprouts are pretty freakin' delicious but the tuna may have edged me out. Oh wait! OMG!! Can't believe I forgot this (probably cuz I was focused on food and not dessert). KinkyGent (aka "The King of NY-style cheesecake") made a sweet potato cheesecake for Christmas dessert. Mind blowing yumminess!! The crust is divine. I dream about this cheesecake and can't wait for a new day to come so that I can have another piece. After I had my second piece, of cheesecake--and I was in cheesecake bliss--I looked KinkyGent in the eyes and said, "Marry me." :D

Bonus: Share the recipe of your favorite food from the holiday meal.

ANS: Sweet potato cheesecake. (click to open)

Bonus, bonus: Whatcha doin’ for New Year’s Eve?

ANS: Lots of choices...too many: Some free, some costly, some with friends, some spectacular events in DC, a few are quiet getaways, most are kinky.

Happy New Year!

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Monday, December 19, 2011

TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2011

1. What will you be celebrating?

ANS: We will be loosely celebrating Hanukkah and Christmas. I say loosely because we are not religious but we do the fun traditions of gifting, lighting the Menorah, decorating the house, etc.

2. What’s your favorite Christmas or holiday tune?

ANS: I don't really have a favorite. "Baby It's Cold Outside" is fun (watch video). Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby" is sexy.

3. If you are giving or receiving gifts this holiday season:
- What’s the gift you most want?
- What do you think is the best gift you are giving?

ANS: There is nothing that I really want. I really good pole dancing pole would be nice. I want the kind that installs into the joists of the floor and ceiling. I am giving some really fun and quirky Hanukkah gifts and one that I know will really be enjoyed. It's a physics/science experiments book.

4. If you could spend this December holiday season anywhere, where would that be?

ANS: Right now I'm so cold--chilled from being outdoors. It wasn't that cold out and it's sunny but once I get chilled I stay chilled. So I'm thinking some place warm and sunny and I can wear almost nothing.

5. Your family has announced that the holiday celebration & get-together will be at your home. You think to yourself:
a. Yes! Finally…the more the merrier.
b. I don’t have enough room for all of you, but let’s rent a hall and you all get hotel rooms.
c. Over my dead body, I don’t want you freaks in my house.
d. Hmm…I wonder if it’s too late to book a flight to anywhere, leaving on Christmas eve?

ANS: I do have enough room for my immediately family but still, they should get a hotel room. We will all be much happier. I don't like my sex life to be interrupted or stifled. I've got plans for Santa ;-)

6. Have you ever given a fruit cake as a Christmas gift or a gift at all? Do you even like fruit cake?

ANS: I remember as a young girl my family would receive at least two fruit cakes at Christmastime. For years I hated fruit cake, it tastes horrible and was usually dry. Then about 10 years ago I had a piece of fruit cake that was freshly made, with a dark brown moist cake base. It was delicious. I like THAT fruit cake. I have never given a fruit cake as a gift, and I am pretty sure I won't...unless I don't like the person. :D


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you KinkyElf! :D

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Questionable Invitations

Thank you to Virtual Sinner (virtualsin.wordpress.com) for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

1. You have been invited to a lingerie party at the Playboy Mansion.

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oup0ujS3HH8&feature=related

Do you accept? What do you wear?

ANS: Oh yes, I accept. It's a once in a lifetime invitation. I wear my hot pink leather jacket and black leather mini that unzips up the front ;-0 and some spikey black leather heels. Once at the mansion I peel off the jacket and unzip the skirt to reveal an elegant matching ensemble of cream and black lace bra, panties, and garters along with sheer black stockings.


(for women) You have been invited to a private dinner at Godfather’s Pizza by Herman Cain.

(for men) The wife of a Fortune 500 CEO, reputed to have had extramarital relationships, invites you to a private dinner when the husband is out of town.

Do you accept? Why or why not?

ANS: Herman Cain does nothing for me sexually and while I am a business woman, I don't really want to pick his brain about business. If the wife of the CEO looked like Helen Mirren say 10 or more years ago...hell yeah!!! (I still think Ms. Mirren is sexy).

3. Charlie Sheen (for women) or Your favorite female porn star (for men) is making a movie in the city where you live. You happen to meet him/her, and he/she suggests you stop by his/her hotel for a drink?

Do you go?

ANS: Charlie Sheen is gross to me, so NO! If my favorite female porn star Jada Fire (the way she looked mid-career ...who am I kidding, I do her now) invited me to her hotel I am soooo there! The things I'd like to do to her.

4. Your boss (of the opposite sex) who has been very flirty with you insists that when you’ve finished a project by working late or on a weekend you bring it by his/her house immediately?

Do you go? Yes or no.
Do you go alone or take a friend along?

ANS: If it is really urgent that I go, sure I'll go. If he or she has been flirty I can rebuff them and to be sure things don't get out of control I would take along a friend, unannounced.

5. You’re working on a political campaign. Late one evening, you get a call from the campaign manager saying the candidate (of the opposite sex) would like to see you right away in his/her hotel room.

Do you go? Yes or no.
Do you tell someone you are going there or keep it a secret?
What do you wear?

ANS: Depending upon one's duties with the campaign, late night hotel meetings are not unusual. However, if your job is to pass out leaflets I'd say something is amiss :D If I was looking to make a name for myself I could accept the invitation and tell my BFF I was going. Then show up in something sexually enticing.

This little number says serious but easily accessible *wink, wink*.
The bow at the waist is flirty and suggestive-- "unwrap me".

Whether anything happens or not doesn't matter. It will all come out at the most opportune time for my candidate's opponent that I had regular nighttime meetings and always showed up in skimpy clothing. (Anyone remember when Monica Lewinsky confided in co-worker Linda Tripp about Bill Clinton?)

Happy TMI Tuesday!


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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2011

Stop Making Sense...
There is no rhyme or reason for this week's TMI Tuesday questions. It's just cooky fun.

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?

ANS: I think I'd be like a Rolls Royce Phantom--"Attitude, class, enough rear-seat room to satisfy."
The smooth sumptuous body attracts with a powerful striking presence. Look under my hood and there's a glistening turbo charged engine for maximum performance. Complete with luxury amenities and always-on high beams for a tantalizing view ;-)

2. If I gave you an Elephant where would you hide it?

ANS: Behind a tree of course.

3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to....

ANS: Go to any retail store. I went to the mall yesterday, which I rarely do because I hate shopping...period...in any season. But I'm doing this 12 Days of Christmas thing for KG so I needed to go shopping. I thought to myself I know it's holiday shopping season but how bad can a shopping mall be early Monday morning around 11 am." It's pretty freakin' bad! That's how bad. Grrr! Gotta rethink this 12 Days of Christmas thing. Zappos sells everything now, maybe I can get some sexy lingerie and slutty dresses from them.

On the bright side I did buy one very sexy, beautiful and ornate deep rose pink bra with matching lace thong. I also got two really fun bras--one is white cotton with various sized peace signs in different colors all over it. If I had time I would've modelled it for you. ;-) I have a theme planned for that piece.

At Lord & Taylor I tried on this hot looking blue and green suede shoe.

Jessica Simpson bendie platform shoe

It looked great with my jeans. As I walked through the department testing the feel of the shoe, I had this 30-ish Asian lady following me around telling me how great the shoe looked (no she did not work there)-- "find a mirror...they look so niiice...are they on sale...are you gunna buy?" I also turned the head of a man waiting on the sidelines as the woman he was with slipped on some boots. I did not buy the shoe, it was too big. My size was gone. But on a search for a photo of the shoe I have found my size and a whole smorgasbord of colors! Color me excited *big grin* These sexy shoes will play a role in the 12 Days of Christmas...Hedone-style :-)

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?

ANS: Gosh. I don't know. Maybe three days when I was on a camping trip. I refused to use the camp showers. I did wash up in the sinks though. I was too creeped out to be in the public camp showers. I did however sneak in to peek at a sexy man who took a shower after midnight. It was the first time I saw him naked (perfect cock, great ass). He caught me looking and invited me in. I didn't take him up on his invitation. After he toweled off and put on some clothes, we ended up sitting by a camp fire talking and flirting; others were there too. To get some alone time we went back to his tent where he gave lots of attention to my breasts and I gave him the best hand job EVER (his words not mine). Eventually he became my boyfriend.

5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?

ANS: I'm not a prankster.

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you recently heard?

ANS: Nada. Well there is some stuff but way too revealing.


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