Tuesday, September 20, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 20, 2011


What Would You Do?






1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up him/her luggage and speed to the airport.

“D” If the person seems interested even amidst the panic of being lost, I'd flirt shamelessly and get more time with them by doing D.

2. You're taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don't want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

For a vacation alone, a beach resort. I'm generally not the resort type but I'll be chillin' and scoping out the men for which hottie will take me for a night out and dessert in ;-) ;-)

3. Blackout! You can't watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.

C) Find a friend and play games that don't require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I've found you!

If I can find a sexy friend, definitely “C” and we'll play naughty-nurse and the obedient patient. I'm just as game for “B” too.

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you've ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

That's a toughy because it really depends on what the prenup said. If it's an ultimatum of sign it or no wedding, I'd probably not sign it. If we can still be together and in a relationship without the prenup or marriage that's great too. I'm not a proponent of marriage anyway.

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?

I would marry my super comfy cozy outdoor cedar chaise lounge. I used to bring it indoors and lay on it during the winter months too. I really cannot live without it.

Bonus: You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

The obvious thing would be dildos or some sort of sex toy but I think silicone is healthier so I can't go into the dildo business. I would make large, colorful, plastic chickens for decorating your home. Move over pink flamingo, there's a new chick in town :D




Made from recycled plastic


Click HERE to see 12 cool things made from recycled plastic


-H


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7 comments:

Cougar in Training said...

Thanks for the link...very interesting stuff made out of recycled plastic.

GoodWill said...

Great answers as always H. #3 sounds perfect lol.

Tame said...

Love the bonus answer :-)

TemptingSweets99 said...

LOL! I'd buy your chickens. :-)

Catharine said...

I love your chicken!!

Jack and Jill said...

Thought for sure that we'd posted a comment on this one, but I guess not. To the best of my knowledge our comment was something along the following lines:

Your answers are a great read as always! Love the honesty of your answer to #1. We love flirting with good-looking strangers. Your solo vacation plans sound very promising, especially the possibility of dessert. And though we hate blackouts, we try to make the most of them as well. Naughty nurse/obedient patient sounds fun. We feel the same way about the prenup; no one likes being given an ultimatum and ultimately marriage is just a legal contract. (Sorry, but it's how I feel.) We love your dedication to your chaise lounge, and in a world where people would probably marry their smartphone or their vibrator (not that there's anything wrong with that, I suppose), it's nice to see appreciation for the simple things in like, like a comfortable chair. The chickens are awesome, by the way! Let us know when you go into production!

Actually our original comment was probably nothing like this, but whatever.

-Jack

Hedone said...

@Jack: "Actually our original comment was probably nothing like this, but whatever."

:D :D :D I very much appreciate this comment.

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Thank you to everyone for reading and commenting. This week was crazy for me. I didn't have time to read TMIs and I still haven't read Flash Fictions. :(

-H