Tuesday, September 27, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 27, 2011

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were the idea of blogger Virtual Sin.

Gone Hollywood

1. If a screenwriter turned you into a character in a movie,
a. What stock Hollywood character would it be most like? For example: best friend, ditzy blonde, absent-minded professor, captain of industry, etc.
b. What actor/actress would play you?


I like Katherine Hepburn in "Bringing Up Baby"--flighty, smart, and speaks her mind. In most of her movies with Spencer Tracy (8 films total) Katharine was independent, a career woman, and a challenge yet lovable. That's me.

Who would play me? If I have to cast an actress of African descent, then I would say Sanaa Lathan. Although, the saucy sexy Helen Mirren would be perfect except that she's 21 years older than I.

2. What genre of movie is your life most like? For example: romantic comedy, goofball comedy, spy, coming of age, action/adventure, sci-fi, etc

My life is sort of like a goofball comedy, with a mystery at the center, and some serious drama thrown in every 10 years or so.

3. What kind of scene in a movie would you like to play most? Why?
a. Argument
b. Love scene
c. Gun fight
d. High-speed car chase

Most definitely an argument, especially if I get to be clever and pithy. I shall pass on the love scenes they are usually boring and as we have heard, on set they are not romantic or sexy. Gunfight-- no thanks. I don't like guns or violence. Car chase scene...yawwwwn.

4. Have you ever looked around you and thought “this is like a scene from a movie”? What were the circumstances?

I have a few times, but I cannot remember. Which is very much like movies, I see them and often enjoy them but don't remember much about them. My memory has turned to shit!

5. Have you ever looked at a character in a movie and said, “Hey, that could be me”? Who/what was the character?

Yes. See the movie "Bella Martha" ("Mostly Martha", 2001). At one time in my life, that was exactly me. The film is a German romantic comedy drama and VERY good.

"When a headstrong chef takes charge of her equally stubborn 8-year-old niece, the tensions between them mount... until an Italian sous-chef arrives to lighten the mood."



Trailer provided by Video Detective

If you watched the Mostly Martha trailer, I will tell you that I am still learning to let someone else "stir the pot" and when I do life is so much smoother, sweeter, and better.

Bonus: Have you ever been in pictures–Hollywood film, porno, homemade video, or other type of film? Tell us about it. …and is it on YouTube :D

I did make a short clip of my ex b.f. and I having one of our ANR sessions. It's sweet, intimate and you see our joy. No, it is not on youtube.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 20, 2011


What Would You Do?






1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up him/her luggage and speed to the airport.

“D” If the person seems interested even amidst the panic of being lost, I'd flirt shamelessly and get more time with them by doing D.

2. You're taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don't want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

For a vacation alone, a beach resort. I'm generally not the resort type but I'll be chillin' and scoping out the men for which hottie will take me for a night out and dessert in ;-) ;-)

3. Blackout! You can't watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.

C) Find a friend and play games that don't require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I've found you!

If I can find a sexy friend, definitely “C” and we'll play naughty-nurse and the obedient patient. I'm just as game for “B” too.

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you've ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

That's a toughy because it really depends on what the prenup said. If it's an ultimatum of sign it or no wedding, I'd probably not sign it. If we can still be together and in a relationship without the prenup or marriage that's great too. I'm not a proponent of marriage anyway.

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?

I would marry my super comfy cozy outdoor cedar chaise lounge. I used to bring it indoors and lay on it during the winter months too. I really cannot live without it.

Bonus: You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

The obvious thing would be dildos or some sort of sex toy but I think silicone is healthier so I can't go into the dildo business. I would make large, colorful, plastic chickens for decorating your home. Move over pink flamingo, there's a new chick in town :D




Made from recycled plastic


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-H


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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2011

DATING










1. You're on a speed date. You've got 7 minutes with the potential partner. You already know the person's name. What are the first three questions you would ask?

1 - When is the last time you participated in an outdoor activity? What was it? If they say watch TV, watch sports...or a bunch of non-activity I'm outta there. I'm too hyper to sit still.

2 - Where do you live? And then I'd ask questions to get them to elaborate on their living situation.

3 - Do you love sex?

2. Have you ever participated in speed dating? Did you get a regular date/second date out of it?

Never, but I think it sounds fun. A local chain restaurant hosts speed dating every now and again.

3. Do you participate in online dating? How many dates have you had as a result of online dating sites/matches?

I have in the past. It was fruitful: 8 or 9 first dates, many second and third dates. I met some very nice men. Some were a little too into me. Some really did just want to have sex; they should have hired a hooker. One was completely psychotic, and became a rude stalker when I expressed that he wasn't my type of human so I had to lay low for many months and return with a different profile. I found a lot of the men to be insincere even if not looking for anything romantic. That got old and boring. It was all kind of juvenile. I quit doing the online thing after about a year of being on and off of it.

4. You are attracted to:
a. Who people are?
Most definitely this. I care about your character, your personality, etc.

b. What people have?
Well if you have a 72 foot yacht, I care very much because I love to go sailing.

c. What they can do?
If you can tie a cherry stem with your tongue I am confident that you have the proper skills to make ours a happy and lasting relationship. :-)

5. What "little red flag" will cause you to end a date or immediately decide this person isn't for you?

I read body language. If you are overly tense (not shy and nervous) or curt, you are wound way too tight for me. I'm gone. If we are dining and you are rude to any of the restaurant personnel, you're a meany and I'm not spending time with you. I often have to go with my gut feeling. I'm usually right when I do. The few times that I haven't paid attention to the intuition or gut feeling I've suffered.

6. What do you feel you need to sacrifice or have sacrificed to be a part of a relationship?

France helped put this into perspective for me. Originally, I would have said "I will sacrifice nothing" knowing that in relationships as in life there are sacrifices to be made. France makes the distinction between sacrifice and compromise. I will most definitely compromise when needed.

7. If you cooked for your date, what would you cook?

Oh this is tough. Probably a vegetable & pasta dish with olive oil and basil served with baked salmon. If he's a die-hard meat eater I could make curry baked pork chops with sauteed veggies and brown rice with raisins. I am a good and creative cook. I do a lot to simple foods with herbs and spices that make it all taste delicious.

8. At the end of a first date, how would you kiss your date?
a. Press your lips against theirs
b. Gentle kiss on the cheek
c. Lots o' tongue, like you're on a tonsil exploration
d. I don't kiss on the first date

If I'm just not into you a "good night, thank you for the evening" and I would extend my hand to shake yours. It's my nice way of getting across to you "I'm not interested in a second date." If we are having a blast, then there has already been a lot of touching because I'm the touchy-feely type. I would give a gentle kiss on the cheek. If you moved your face so that your lips met mine, I'm okay with that, which would be "a".

Bonus: You just put up a profile on a dating site. You must describe yourself in 10 words or less. What are your 10 words?

I am sexy, smart, funny, engaging, caring, positive and passionate.


For shits&giggles I took the crazy quiz "Are you a hot date?".

You're So Hot!
You know all the right moves - you make eye contact, you flirt just enough
to keep them interested and you trust your intuition.
You're a great date - fun, flirty and definitely hot.
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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 6, 2011

NAKED

1) What do you wear to sleep in?
My skin. I sleep in the nude.


























2) Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Rarely. Don't know why because I love to be naked. I would love to walk in the garden naked.


















3) Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

No. Well, If I knew KinkyGent was on the other side then yes.

4) What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?
My ass. It's round and firm and pops out just enough :)





















5) When sunbathing how much do you bare?

Because I have neighbors now, I can only sunbathe topless and that's only at certain times. I would love to sunbathe totally nude. My coo-chee wants to feel the sun. I love the hot sun beating on my back and bum.

6) Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?
Yes, I would.

7) Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?
Well not just flashed. But I have masturbated for 3/4 of a two hour drive so that truckers and big SUVs good see me. And some times, I would do this horrendous drive giving lots of titty action--fondling, nipple tweaking, etc. Hey I had to stay awake somehow.

Would I flash in public just to flash, probably not. Like I wouldn't show my tits at Mardi Gras to get beads. Nothing wrong with it, I enjoy looking at titties as much as the next person.

8) Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?
I have given my ex bf a striptease. Totally impromptu and my first one ever. He loved it, I enjoyed it as well.

KinkyGent gave me a striptease. Holy hell it was hot! The man has some moves. Mmm Mmm Mmm! I'm getting worked up just thinking about it.
I was so thrilled and giddy and aroused all at once. It was fun and sweet. Afterward, he fucked me senseless :-) :-)

9) Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?
Never alone but I have been naked in a pool full of men. Nothing happened, I swear!

10) Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?
I'm a voyeur. I love to look at naked people, people having sex, or just watch a sexy-beautiful person move.

Bonus: Sexually speaking, what's the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?
Yes, I've had sex in public though people weren't quite sure what was happening. I've been fingered in a park but no one was around, and I had sex in a van and a car. I know that's not exactly public. Is masturbating while driving down the highway considered sex in public?

There's no telling what I'd do in public with the right sexy partner turning me on.


-H

One of my favorite songs "Naked" by the BoDeans, a band that I enjoy.

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