Tuesday, December 27, 2011

‘Tis better to give than receive…?

1. What was your favorite gift that you received (gift giving holidays Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa or heck even if you had a birthday in the month of December that can count)?

ANS: Thus far it has been these cute little socks. In the coming month or so I'll be getting a pole dancing pole installed in my home. Yaay! That will be the best gift.

2. What was the most practical gift that you received?

ANS: Those socks I spoke of in #1. I like to go without shoes but my toes are always cold so I wear socks. Socks can be slippery on wood floors so KG got me the socks with non-slip nubbies on the bottom. Plus they are red--one of my fave colors. And they have doggies on the toes--I love love love dogs.

3. What was the silliest, most fun, crazy or impractical gift that you received?

ANS: I got a couple of crazy, silly fun gifts but I'll post this:

Survival kit includes: 2 antiseptic wipes, 1 pair disposable gloves, 1 toilet seat cover.

4. If you had a special holiday meal, what was your favorite food?

ANS: KinkyGent made cocoa & chili seared tuna with rosemary heirloom tri-color fingerling potatoes. I made caramelized brussel sprouts to go with it. The meal was delicious. The tuna melted in your mouth. My brussel sprouts are pretty freakin' delicious but the tuna may have edged me out. Oh wait! OMG!! Can't believe I forgot this (probably cuz I was focused on food and not dessert). KinkyGent (aka "The King of NY-style cheesecake") made a sweet potato cheesecake for Christmas dessert. Mind blowing yumminess!! The crust is divine. I dream about this cheesecake and can't wait for a new day to come so that I can have another piece. After I had my second piece, of cheesecake--and I was in cheesecake bliss--I looked KinkyGent in the eyes and said, "Marry me." :D

Bonus: Share the recipe of your favorite food from the holiday meal.

ANS: Sweet potato cheesecake. (click to open)

Bonus, bonus: Whatcha doin’ for New Year’s Eve?

ANS: Lots of choices...too many: Some free, some costly, some with friends, some spectacular events in DC, a few are quiet getaways, most are kinky.

Happy New Year!

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Monday, December 19, 2011

TMI Tuesday: December 20, 2011

1. What will you be celebrating?

ANS: We will be loosely celebrating Hanukkah and Christmas. I say loosely because we are not religious but we do the fun traditions of gifting, lighting the Menorah, decorating the house, etc.

2. What’s your favorite Christmas or holiday tune?

ANS: I don't really have a favorite. "Baby It's Cold Outside" is fun (watch video). Eartha Kitt's "Santa Baby" is sexy.

3. If you are giving or receiving gifts this holiday season:
- What’s the gift you most want?
- What do you think is the best gift you are giving?

ANS: There is nothing that I really want. I really good pole dancing pole would be nice. I want the kind that installs into the joists of the floor and ceiling. I am giving some really fun and quirky Hanukkah gifts and one that I know will really be enjoyed. It's a physics/science experiments book.

4. If you could spend this December holiday season anywhere, where would that be?

ANS: Right now I'm so cold--chilled from being outdoors. It wasn't that cold out and it's sunny but once I get chilled I stay chilled. So I'm thinking some place warm and sunny and I can wear almost nothing.

5. Your family has announced that the holiday celebration & get-together will be at your home. You think to yourself:
a. Yes! Finally…the more the merrier.
b. I don’t have enough room for all of you, but let’s rent a hall and you all get hotel rooms.
c. Over my dead body, I don’t want you freaks in my house.
d. Hmm…I wonder if it’s too late to book a flight to anywhere, leaving on Christmas eve?

ANS: I do have enough room for my immediately family but still, they should get a hotel room. We will all be much happier. I don't like my sex life to be interrupted or stifled. I've got plans for Santa ;-)

6. Have you ever given a fruit cake as a Christmas gift or a gift at all? Do you even like fruit cake?

ANS: I remember as a young girl my family would receive at least two fruit cakes at Christmastime. For years I hated fruit cake, it tastes horrible and was usually dry. Then about 10 years ago I had a piece of fruit cake that was freshly made, with a dark brown moist cake base. It was delicious. I like THAT fruit cake. I have never given a fruit cake as a gift, and I am pretty sure I won't...unless I don't like the person. :D


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you KinkyElf! :D

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Questionable Invitations

Thank you to Virtual Sinner (virtualsin.wordpress.com) for this week’s TMI Tuesday questions.

1. You have been invited to a lingerie party at the Playboy Mansion.

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oup0ujS3HH8&feature=related

Do you accept? What do you wear?

ANS: Oh yes, I accept. It's a once in a lifetime invitation. I wear my hot pink leather jacket and black leather mini that unzips up the front ;-0 and some spikey black leather heels. Once at the mansion I peel off the jacket and unzip the skirt to reveal an elegant matching ensemble of cream and black lace bra, panties, and garters along with sheer black stockings.


(for women) You have been invited to a private dinner at Godfather’s Pizza by Herman Cain.

(for men) The wife of a Fortune 500 CEO, reputed to have had extramarital relationships, invites you to a private dinner when the husband is out of town.

Do you accept? Why or why not?

ANS: Herman Cain does nothing for me sexually and while I am a business woman, I don't really want to pick his brain about business. If the wife of the CEO looked like Helen Mirren say 10 or more years ago...hell yeah!!! (I still think Ms. Mirren is sexy).

3. Charlie Sheen (for women) or Your favorite female porn star (for men) is making a movie in the city where you live. You happen to meet him/her, and he/she suggests you stop by his/her hotel for a drink?

Do you go?

ANS: Charlie Sheen is gross to me, so NO! If my favorite female porn star Jada Fire (the way she looked mid-career ...who am I kidding, I do her now) invited me to her hotel I am soooo there! The things I'd like to do to her.

4. Your boss (of the opposite sex) who has been very flirty with you insists that when you’ve finished a project by working late or on a weekend you bring it by his/her house immediately?

Do you go? Yes or no.
Do you go alone or take a friend along?

ANS: If it is really urgent that I go, sure I'll go. If he or she has been flirty I can rebuff them and to be sure things don't get out of control I would take along a friend, unannounced.

5. You’re working on a political campaign. Late one evening, you get a call from the campaign manager saying the candidate (of the opposite sex) would like to see you right away in his/her hotel room.

Do you go? Yes or no.
Do you tell someone you are going there or keep it a secret?
What do you wear?

ANS: Depending upon one's duties with the campaign, late night hotel meetings are not unusual. However, if your job is to pass out leaflets I'd say something is amiss :D If I was looking to make a name for myself I could accept the invitation and tell my BFF I was going. Then show up in something sexually enticing.

This little number says serious but easily accessible *wink, wink*.
The bow at the waist is flirty and suggestive-- "unwrap me".

Whether anything happens or not doesn't matter. It will all come out at the most opportune time for my candidate's opponent that I had regular nighttime meetings and always showed up in skimpy clothing. (Anyone remember when Monica Lewinsky confided in co-worker Linda Tripp about Bill Clinton?)

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Tuesday, December 6, 2011

TMI Tuesday: December 6, 2011

Stop Making Sense...
There is no rhyme or reason for this week's TMI Tuesday questions. It's just cooky fun.

1. If you were a car, which one would you be? What are some of your best features?

ANS: I think I'd be like a Rolls Royce Phantom--"Attitude, class, enough rear-seat room to satisfy."
The smooth sumptuous body attracts with a powerful striking presence. Look under my hood and there's a glistening turbo charged engine for maximum performance. Complete with luxury amenities and always-on high beams for a tantalizing view ;-)

2. If I gave you an Elephant where would you hide it?

ANS: Behind a tree of course.

3. Finish this sentence: Tomorrow I absolutely refuse to....

ANS: Go to any retail store. I went to the mall yesterday, which I rarely do because I hate shopping...period...in any season. But I'm doing this 12 Days of Christmas thing for KG so I needed to go shopping. I thought to myself I know it's holiday shopping season but how bad can a shopping mall be early Monday morning around 11 am." It's pretty freakin' bad! That's how bad. Grrr! Gotta rethink this 12 Days of Christmas thing. Zappos sells everything now, maybe I can get some sexy lingerie and slutty dresses from them.

On the bright side I did buy one very sexy, beautiful and ornate deep rose pink bra with matching lace thong. I also got two really fun bras--one is white cotton with various sized peace signs in different colors all over it. If I had time I would've modelled it for you. ;-) I have a theme planned for that piece.

At Lord & Taylor I tried on this hot looking blue and green suede shoe.

Jessica Simpson bendie platform shoe

It looked great with my jeans. As I walked through the department testing the feel of the shoe, I had this 30-ish Asian lady following me around telling me how great the shoe looked (no she did not work there)-- "find a mirror...they look so niiice...are they on sale...are you gunna buy?" I also turned the head of a man waiting on the sidelines as the woman he was with slipped on some boots. I did not buy the shoe, it was too big. My size was gone. But on a search for a photo of the shoe I have found my size and a whole smorgasbord of colors! Color me excited *big grin* These sexy shoes will play a role in the 12 Days of Christmas...Hedone-style :-)

4. What is the longest period of time that you’ve gone without a shower?

ANS: Gosh. I don't know. Maybe three days when I was on a camping trip. I refused to use the camp showers. I did wash up in the sinks though. I was too creeped out to be in the public camp showers. I did however sneak in to peek at a sexy man who took a shower after midnight. It was the first time I saw him naked (perfect cock, great ass). He caught me looking and invited me in. I didn't take him up on his invitation. After he toweled off and put on some clothes, we ended up sitting by a camp fire talking and flirting; others were there too. To get some alone time we went back to his tent where he gave lots of attention to my breasts and I gave him the best hand job EVER (his words not mine). Eventually he became my boyfriend.

5. What is the silliest prank you ever played on someone?

ANS: I'm not a prankster.

Bonus: What is the best piece of gossip that you recently heard?

ANS: Nada. Well there is some stuff but way too revealing.


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Monday, November 28, 2011

TMI Tuesday: November 29, 2011

Fun(ny) Stuff I Heard

1. Finish this thought: Nerds make me ____ ? (idea from PocketRockettz)

ANS: talk dirty.

2. If you were in a beauty pageant, which would be your ticket to the tiara? (heard on the Newlywed Game)
a. Talent
b. Interview
c. Swimsuit
d. Evening wear (i.e., gown, tuxedo)

ANS: Oh, it's a toss up between evening gown and interview. I shall say interview because I like to talk...lol.

3. On your body what is eye candy and what is an eyesore?

ANS: Eye candy--my boobs and ass. Eyesore--my left big toe. I had two major accidents. The first took five years to heal and grow a nice normal nail. Then another accident occurred and that nail was ripped off...Yeooowwwch! Now the nail is dead and ugly. I paint it to hide it.

4. Your penis is starring in a gritty crime drama? Which part would it play?
a. Straight laced detective
b. Hooded criminal
c. Crooked cop

ANS: I don't have a penis but the one I use the most currently would be known as a straight laced detective.

5. Would you rather? (as heard on the Graham Norton Show)
a. Eat dog food for every meal for a year or
b. Get shot in the knee

ANS: Dear Heavens! This is no choice. I think I'll say eat dog food because there is no risk of permanent damage nor is there a long recovery. I would eat something healthy and nutritious such as Wellness 95% salmon. I'd eat wellness bars for snacks. Have you ever smelled those? Yogurt, apples, and bananas. They smell so good :)
6. If you crapped yourself at work what would you do? (This was a poll taken at a blues bar…seriously)
a. Go commando
b. Do nothing
c. Turn ‘em inside out
d. Wash in employee sink

ANS: Throw those panties away, wash in the sink, and go commando. Then rush to the nearest proctologist to find out what the hell is the matter that made me crap on myself :o


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Monday, November 21, 2011

TMI Tuesday: November 22, 2011

What’s Cookin’ Good Lookin’?

1. Haagen-Dazs or Ben & Jerry’s?

ANS: Haagen-Dazs. Usually butter pecan and occasionally rum raisin.

2. What is always in your refrigerator?

ANS: Lemon Juice--Italian Volcano brand. I use it in tea and for marinating seafood, especially fish.

3. What’s your worst kitchen disaster?

ANS: I've had a few. Even started a mini pan fire or two. But the worst was when I was 17, freshman in college. I wanted to boil eggs. I put them on in the kitchen and forgot about them. Later I went to the TV room adjacent to the kitchen. I hear the maid yelling and I am sure she's cursing but it was some Slavic language so I don't know what she's saying but she's mad! I go to the kitchen to see what's the matter. OMG! The water had boiled out of the pot and egg shells were popping off everywhere, the pot was black, and the kitchen was smelly :O I quickly began helping the maid clean, all the while saying things like "I know...the girls can be so irresponsible...I guess someone forgot they were cooking." As angry as the maid was, no way was I going to let on that I created this horrible mess.

4. Favorite kitchen gadget?

ANS: My Oster electric tea kettle. I bought it in 2000. Stuff made my Oster lasts forever! I still have and use my Oster coffee grinder. It's 17 years old! It works a lot better than a newer Mr. Coffee Grinder.

5. What was your last meal? Did you like it?

ANS: Last meal out was at Busboy & Poets. I'm being polite when I say "It Sucked!" Last night I made mushroom & barley soup. It was delicious! There were leftovers, I ate that for breakfast :-)

6. What’s your favorite cookie?

ANS: I don't have a single favorite cookie. I do love ginger snaps, Mexican wedding cookies, and buttery shortbread cookies.

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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

TMI Tuesday: November 15, 2011

Formspring Follies

Today’s TMI Tuesday consist of Formspring questions pulled from around the Web. The NY Times called Formspring “An E-vite to Insults and Crude Queries.” I admit, I pulled the tame, less crude questions.

1. What is your favorite type of weather?

ANS: 70 degrees F (21 celcius), sunny, with a slight breeze. We've been having a few days of this type of weather coupled with what's left of the spectacular fall colors...I'm in heaven.

2. How do you sustain the motivation and energy needed to write erotica regularly?

ANS: I don't regularly write erotica. I only write short erotic prose or poems when a feeling overtakes me and I have to express it. When I first starting blogging I did write long stories. It wasn't difficult because I was merely recounting a true-to-life sexploit.

3. Do you like roleplay? What is your favorite scenario?

ANS: No, not really. I've tried for a few partners to get into it but it just isn't me. I can tease and play, as a way to get things rolling but I can't keep up the "act" of being someone else.

4. Have you ever been hurt so badly in a past relationship, that it has affected you for the rest of your life?

ANS: Yes, but not a romantic relationship. I've only recently discovered the impact that the relationship has had on my life.

5. What message would you want to put in a fortune cookie?

ANS: "People who eat fish tacos should not throw muffins."

6. How big is your dick?

ANS: Big enough to satisfy you. Big enough to work that g-spot all night long baby!
...Oh wait! I don't have a dick. But I have a super sensitive clit you are welcome to suck ;-)

Bonus: I would like to know, do you have Formspring on your blog? Why or why not?

ANS: I do not have formspring on my blog. I don't want to be bothered deleting "insults and crude queries." Plus, I know several bloggers who have major issues with not getting the questions at all or in a timely fashion or things disappearing.


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Tuesday, November 8, 2011

TMI Tuesday: November 8, 2011

Conspicuous Luxury

This week’s TMI Tuesday was the idea of http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/

1. Do you have a set of dishes that are used for special occassions (e.g. china)? Yes or no. If yes, how often do you use the special dishes?
a. any day because every day is special
b. once a week
c. only for holidays and celebration
d. never, it is displayed in a china cabinet or collecting dust in a box in the attic

ANS: I have a set of dishes that is a service of eight complete with water pitcher, teapot, soup bowls, salad and dinner plates, tea cups and saucers, two serving bowls, butter dish, creamer. I use these items whenever I want, in addition to the cheap mismatched dishes. I figure I''m worth making anytime feel like a special occasion.

2. Do have clothes that you never wear because you are saving them for a special occasion? What is that item of clothing? What would be the appropriate occasion?

ANS: Well not really. I have clothing that is specific for an occasion such as cocktail dresses. I can't just wear them to the grocery store, or running errands. Well I could...

All other items no matter the expense I wear when I feel like it.

3. If you suddenly became very wealthy, which servants would you employ?

a. cleaning service
- Yes, most definitely

b. housekeeper - prefer the cleaning service

c. cook - I am a creative cook and good but I don't really enjoy it. Too, for now, I have KinkyGent and he's a great cook and loves to do it. Given this, I think I'd hire a pastry chef.

d. valet/maid/lady-in-waiting
- Yes to the Lady-in-waiting because this is more like a personal assistant who tends to personal, household and business needs. I need me one of those. And she's gonna be sexy. The fine print on her contract will say: Uniform - fishnet stockings and stilettos, must tend to all of Mistresses needs when Mistress requires anytime, any place. *wink, wink*

e. chauffeur - Yes! I hate to drive.

f. dog-walker - If uber-wealthy I will have lots of doggies but I will exercise them myself. That's why I have them-- to be with them and enjoy them.

g. other - a fuck-toy boy would be nice too. Oh wait, I have H for that. ;-)

4. If you were wealthy, how many homes would you own? Where? (locations–mountains, tropical places for the winter, foreign country/city)

ANS: I don't know. Not a lot though. I don't want the cost of upkeep plus I would not be able to visit and enjoy A LOT of homes. I think a home in a city--Chicago or Paris. I love both cities. A home in the country, which could be anywhere. I am partial to Maine. And I will rent villas and chalets around the world as I travelled. When I have beaucoup bucks I will do nothing but travel...see the world.

5. If you were going to take on a really expensive hobby, which of these would it be?
a. buy an airplane
b. buy a yacht
c. buy a small winery
d. raise exotic animals

ANS: I can hire pilots and planes when I need it. I don't want to fly myself. Of these choices the closest thing I'd enjoy is the yacht. I like to be on the water but I would much more prefer a sailboat, I like sailing. Winery? No. Exotic animals? NEVER.

6. What kind of car would you buy if you had an unlimited budget?
a. expensive sports car
b. luxury car
c. monster truck
d. expensive hybrid or electric car
e. cheap car (I’d be too nervous driving an expensive car).
f. something for the chauffeur to drive me around in

ANS: A Jaguar. Not just any Jaguar but Inspector Morse's classic Jaguar Mark 2. That car is simply beautiful...it's like art. I am not into cars but that car makes me wet! Plus, I am an Inspector Morse fan. Supposedly, in November 2005, Inspector Morse's Jag sold for more than 100,000 GBP (160,000+ USD).

Bonus: Currently, what is your favorite luxury item or decadent thing that you do?

Hmm. I don't do anything decadent. I'm not sure I really have luxury items. I work hard, I treat myself well but I live within my means and don't create excess debt.

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Tuesday, November 1, 2011

TMI Tuesday - November 1, 2011

Let's Talk about Sex

1. What sexual act arouses you the most? For that matter, what nonsexual act arouses you the most?

Sexual: Getting properly finger-fucked--rubbing the right places, with the right number of fingers, which depends upon the size.
Nonsexual: I get aroused having my hair stroked, or by having the small of my back caressed by warm hands.

2. What is your signature or "go to" move that is sure to get a lover in the mood for sex?

Of course, this varies by lover. Currently...hmm. I don't know he's pretty damned easy, always horny, and up for sex. Good Morning honey? Yup that does it.


3. Do you queef?

I have been known to queef. Not regularly though; and I never know when it's going to happen. It was embarrassing when I was younger because I didn't want my partner to think it was gas. If it happened with a steady lover, who cares. Now, I'm older...my partners are older, queefing is not new to either of us so what's to be embarrassed about. Trust me by now KG has had a lot of queefing vaginas.

Queef is the noisy emission of air escaping your vagina. "When you're aroused, your vagina expands to allow room for your partner's penis," explains Barbara Keesling, PhD, author of Sex So Great She Can't Get Enough. "His thrusting during intercourse pushes air into you, which fills the space in the inner part of your vagina that has expanded. A shift in body position or a deep thrust can force that air out, resulting in the fartlike sound." It's also possible to queef postorgasm, when air is expelled as the vagina returns to its prearoused state. A queef is not gas, there is no gas odor, it is merely air expelled.

4. What's the weirdest thing that's happened to YOU as a result of your sex writings?

Weird? I don't know if I'd say it's weird...but having male strangers send me erotic photos of themselves for my comment. It's fun! Now don't go sending me a bunch of nude photos and cock-shots.... Unless I've previously viewed you and liked it :D

5. Have you ever had sex while someone watched? Yes. Some lovers like to watch me masturbate.

...someone else was in the room? And then there was the time I enjoyed and devoured a girlfriend while her man watched.

...someone else in the bed, next to you and the person you're having sex with? One time my best friend, at the time, was making out with her date, in bed, next to me and my lover.

6. When it comes to sex, and discussing it with your teen have you or would you:
a. Let school sex education handle it
b. Hand the teen a book or point them to a website
c. Talk frankly and openly
d. Avoid it all together--society, friends, and the internet will give all the info needed

I don't have a child but if I did C - Talk frankly and openly. I have a young niece and while it is not my place to have explicit sex talks with her I do tell her sex facts, and point her to real Q & A type information (CDC, Scarlateen). She gets slightly embarassed but doesn't tune out. That's good.

Bonus: Remember the song, “I’m too sexy?” CLICK to refresh your memory

What are you too sexy for?

Corporate America!

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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

TMI Tuesday: October 25, 2011

Not related.

TMI Tuesday random questions

1. Name 5 things you did more of before social networking (facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.)?

ANS: Proof-read, write full sentences, use proper punctuation. I never was much of a TV-watcher so I still probably watch as much TV. I know I listen to my CDs a lot less. It is easier to play mp3s on my laptop; although the sound is so inferior. In my free time, I spend less time lounging on my deck. Now I'm on the laptop instead. I could take the laptop outside but the screen becomes hard to see because of the reflection from the sky and the trees. Not lounging on the deck is a shame really because that used to give me soooo much joy.

2. Your house is on fire, what do you grab as you run out?

ANS: My purse, my mobile phone, car keys...maybe my laptop if it is near one of the other two items as I run out the door.

3. Are you a morning person or a night owl?

ANS: Definitely a morning person

a. What time did you go to bed last night? 11 pm. I was beat because I went to bed at 4 am the day before.

b. What time did you wake up today? 5:45 am

4. A kid comes up to you and kicks you in the shin, what do you do?

Kick him right back! Okay that's my initial reaction of what I'd like to do. I'd yell, "What the fuck! Where's your parents you snotty little brat!" Okay, okay; not that either.

I'm sure I'd be stunned, and furious. And ask, "What's your problem? Why did you kick me? Maybe I should kick you back. Let's go find your parents." If parents were in earshot or saw what had happened, I'd turn to them and say, "Oh, my neck, my neck. I think I'm gonna need surgery. I'm calling my lawyer. I hope you have a big bank account cuz I'm gonna take you for all you've got!" << (that's the American way :D )

In reality, I'd do something calm and sensible but definitely talk the parents. I'm good at handling conflict. I used to do it for a living...and LOVED it.

5. What three things do you never leave the house without?

House keys, my purse, and usually my mobile but sometimes I forget that. Sometimes I forget my brain too, but that a story for another time.

Bonus: Name a place that you visited last week that you've never visited before. Briefly tell us about the visit.

ANS: An olive oil and vinegar emporium where the most delicious infusions are on tap! Yup! on tap... to savor. I had never heard of such. It was a lovely lovely place. I didn't want to leave. I wanted to get drunk on lavender infused vinegar (or was it the ripe peach white infused vinegar?) and have KinkyGent pour Persian Lime olive oil (or tuscan herb, I loved 'em all) all over my body and lick it off. If you have an olive oil and vinegar bar near you GO! It's a real treat. The stuff is good in foods, on foods, on ice cream, with bread...whatever you can imagine.



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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

TMI Tuesday: October 18, 2011


1. "I'll show you mine if you show me yours"...What is it that you will show me?

ANS: The dimples on my low back, just before you lower your eyes to view my full, round ass.

2. What was the last thing you regret buying?

ANS: (Fish) Taco Tuesday dinner at The Argonaut. Bleh! It was crap and gave me an upset stomach. They used to be good; not anymore.

3. How happy are you? 1 (not happy at all) to 5 (very happy)

ANS: Right now...This very second? Pretty happy, I'd say a 4.

4. Last night, what did you go to bed thinking about?

ANS: I don't know. I've got lots of worries these days. I usually can never turn my mind off. I was pretty tired though because I have not gone to bed before 2 am since last Thursday or Friday.

5. Tell us something that made you happy this past week or made you think "that's cool!"

ANS: The gorgeous fall weather and lovely leaf color we are getting. Putting on a sweater. The whole day of Saturday: I went to see "Codependent Lesbian Space Alien Seeks Same" (http://www.codependentlesbianspacealienseekssame.com/new/). Funny stuff. It'll be a cult classic, I promise you. Then we went to dinner at Nora's which was quite good but the people watching & conversation eavesdropping was THE best.

Bonus: What is your favorite mark of punctuation? Why?

ANS: The French quotation marks because I like to be pretentious. :)


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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

TMI Tuesday: October 11, 2011

Have and Have Not

I have never made Angry Bird cupcakes or cupcakes at all for that matter.

List five (5) things I have done that other people probably have not done.

1. Examined, looked inside a space capsule-- where the crew resides-- that was preparing to go on a space mission. I also possess a piece of space shuttle tile.

2. Performed doggie acupressure.

3. Sold girl scout cookies. Alright! So a lot of people have done this. I couldn't think of anything else. Well I did but it's too personal and would compromise my anonymity.

4. Been felt up by a transvestite, on stage, in front of about 300 people. It was my birthday. My "friends" thought it would be a funny surprise.

5. I have played ring toss with a penis. (See #6)

List five (5) things I have not done that other people probably have done.

1. I have never slid down a toilet. Granted a lot you probably haven't but then again, a lot of people have... Check out this giant toilet slide.

2. Carried a puppy in a purse.

3. Been in a gangbang or an orgy.

4. Rubbed fruit on any part of my body. Well there was that time I fucked a rather large banana. Oh and there was that enticingly shaped squash... (read more)

5. I have never crawled with a plug in my ass, a vibe in my pussy and a cock in mouth. (Read more)

Bonus: What is the oddest thing that you've ever seen?

A three story birthday cake complete with candles, on the side of the highway.

Bonus, Bonus: What is the oddest, kinkiest, or craziest thing you have ever done?

Craziest: Jumped into a school of jelly fish. Not on purpose. The jelly fish swam right under me as I was airborn having jumped from the side of the sailboat. I was lucky I didn't get stung; most of them were small jelly fish.


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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

TMI Tuesday: October 4, 2011

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

1. What’s the worst reason you have been given for breaking up?

ANS: Honestly, I do not recall a man ever breaking up with me. As a teen boyfriends never broke up with me. In college, I dated a lot but no serious relationships. Therefore, because there was no concrete established relationship the boys and I just kind of drifted apart once the interest waned. I had one serious b.f. in college but no break up was needed, he graduated. Let's see... As an adult, the men just sort of drift off. They never really confront you. In a few of these situations it was hurtful, and so that I could wipe the slate clean, I had a conversation that pretty much laid out that we weren't working and "it's over."

2. What’s the worst reason you gave, to someone, for breaking up?

ANS: Oh boy! I don't know what I've said. I'm always very diplomatic, succinct and firm. Sometimes I've stuck to my guns, on two occasions I did not. I went back to dating or having a loose relationship until that "fallout" relationship was absolutely not giving me anything.

3. Have you ever engineered the end of a relationship e.g doing something you know will put the other person off? If yes, what did you do?

ANS: No. I just tell you I don't want to be with you. It may take me months to get up the nerve if I am deeply, emotionally involved but I do it.

4. Have you ever stayed with a partner just because you could not bear to end the relationship?

ANS: Yes. Not because I dreaded having to act to end the relationship but because there was too much to lose at that point in time.

5. Have you ever encouraged a friend to end a relationship? What happened? Are you still friends?

ANS: Yes...very gingerly. I learned at a much younger age NEVER tell a friend to leave the horrible person that they are with and love. They have to see it for themselves. In this particular instance, my friend would express displeasure with her mate or the relationship and I would use that sort of psychiatrist technique of asking questions that illuminated the situation for her and showed how she was being harmed, not satisfied or whatever. Many times it was just a matter of regurgitating things she had already said but at just the right moments. Once her eyes opened, she saw just how bad the guy was and how he was using her. The situation turned out to be far far worse than I had known.

Are we still friends? Yes, and she thanks me often for making her "see the light". She has remarked that I never said, "oh you should leave so and so...or so and so is just awful."

Bonus: Have you ever been the cause of a relationship to end? Tell us about it.

ANS: In high school, yes. But that doesn't count. Hell you should be dating and meeting lots of people to explore and learn. As an adult, no. Some relationships may have ended but I wasn't the cause. The relationship was already in trouble, I was just a symptom of something that was already not working or had fallen apart and the people had not walked away.


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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 27, 2011

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions were the idea of blogger Virtual Sin.

Gone Hollywood

1. If a screenwriter turned you into a character in a movie,
a. What stock Hollywood character would it be most like? For example: best friend, ditzy blonde, absent-minded professor, captain of industry, etc.
b. What actor/actress would play you?

I like Katherine Hepburn in "Bringing Up Baby"--flighty, smart, and speaks her mind. In most of her movies with Spencer Tracy (8 films total) Katharine was independent, a career woman, and a challenge yet lovable. That's me.

Who would play me? If I have to cast an actress of African descent, then I would say Sanaa Lathan. Although, the saucy sexy Helen Mirren would be perfect except that she's 21 years older than I.

2. What genre of movie is your life most like? For example: romantic comedy, goofball comedy, spy, coming of age, action/adventure, sci-fi, etc

My life is sort of like a goofball comedy, with a mystery at the center, and some serious drama thrown in every 10 years or so.

3. What kind of scene in a movie would you like to play most? Why?
a. Argument
b. Love scene
c. Gun fight
d. High-speed car chase

Most definitely an argument, especially if I get to be clever and pithy. I shall pass on the love scenes they are usually boring and as we have heard, on set they are not romantic or sexy. Gunfight-- no thanks. I don't like guns or violence. Car chase scene...yawwwwn.

4. Have you ever looked around you and thought “this is like a scene from a movie”? What were the circumstances?

I have a few times, but I cannot remember. Which is very much like movies, I see them and often enjoy them but don't remember much about them. My memory has turned to shit!

5. Have you ever looked at a character in a movie and said, “Hey, that could be me”? Who/what was the character?

Yes. See the movie "Bella Martha" ("Mostly Martha", 2001). At one time in my life, that was exactly me. The film is a German romantic comedy drama and VERY good.

"When a headstrong chef takes charge of her equally stubborn 8-year-old niece, the tensions between them mount... until an Italian sous-chef arrives to lighten the mood."

Trailer provided by Video Detective

If you watched the Mostly Martha trailer, I will tell you that I am still learning to let someone else "stir the pot" and when I do life is so much smoother, sweeter, and better.

Bonus: Have you ever been in pictures–Hollywood film, porno, homemade video, or other type of film? Tell us about it. …and is it on YouTube :D

I did make a short clip of my ex b.f. and I having one of our ANR sessions. It's sweet, intimate and you see our joy. No, it is not on youtube.


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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 20, 2011

What Would You Do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up him/her luggage and speed to the airport.

“D” If the person seems interested even amidst the panic of being lost, I'd flirt shamelessly and get more time with them by doing D.

2. You're taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don't want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.

For a vacation alone, a beach resort. I'm generally not the resort type but I'll be chillin' and scoping out the men for which hottie will take me for a night out and dessert in ;-) ;-)

3. Blackout! You can't watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.

C) Find a friend and play games that don't require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I've found you!

If I can find a sexy friend, definitely “C” and we'll play naughty-nurse and the obedient patient. I'm just as game for “B” too.

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you've ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a pre-nuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married

That's a toughy because it really depends on what the prenup said. If it's an ultimatum of sign it or no wedding, I'd probably not sign it. If we can still be together and in a relationship without the prenup or marriage that's great too. I'm not a proponent of marriage anyway.

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?

I would marry my super comfy cozy outdoor cedar chaise lounge. I used to bring it indoors and lay on it during the winter months too. I really cannot live without it.

Bonus: You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?

The obvious thing would be dildos or some sort of sex toy but I think silicone is healthier so I can't go into the dildo business. I would make large, colorful, plastic chickens for decorating your home. Move over pink flamingo, there's a new chick in town :D

Made from recycled plastic

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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 13, 2011


1. You're on a speed date. You've got 7 minutes with the potential partner. You already know the person's name. What are the first three questions you would ask?

1 - When is the last time you participated in an outdoor activity? What was it? If they say watch TV, watch sports...or a bunch of non-activity I'm outta there. I'm too hyper to sit still.

2 - Where do you live? And then I'd ask questions to get them to elaborate on their living situation.

3 - Do you love sex?

2. Have you ever participated in speed dating? Did you get a regular date/second date out of it?

Never, but I think it sounds fun. A local chain restaurant hosts speed dating every now and again.

3. Do you participate in online dating? How many dates have you had as a result of online dating sites/matches?

I have in the past. It was fruitful: 8 or 9 first dates, many second and third dates. I met some very nice men. Some were a little too into me. Some really did just want to have sex; they should have hired a hooker. One was completely psychotic, and became a rude stalker when I expressed that he wasn't my type of human so I had to lay low for many months and return with a different profile. I found a lot of the men to be insincere even if not looking for anything romantic. That got old and boring. It was all kind of juvenile. I quit doing the online thing after about a year of being on and off of it.

4. You are attracted to:
a. Who people are?
Most definitely this. I care about your character, your personality, etc.

b. What people have?
Well if you have a 72 foot yacht, I care very much because I love to go sailing.

c. What they can do?
If you can tie a cherry stem with your tongue I am confident that you have the proper skills to make ours a happy and lasting relationship. :-)

5. What "little red flag" will cause you to end a date or immediately decide this person isn't for you?

I read body language. If you are overly tense (not shy and nervous) or curt, you are wound way too tight for me. I'm gone. If we are dining and you are rude to any of the restaurant personnel, you're a meany and I'm not spending time with you. I often have to go with my gut feeling. I'm usually right when I do. The few times that I haven't paid attention to the intuition or gut feeling I've suffered.

6. What do you feel you need to sacrifice or have sacrificed to be a part of a relationship?

France helped put this into perspective for me. Originally, I would have said "I will sacrifice nothing" knowing that in relationships as in life there are sacrifices to be made. France makes the distinction between sacrifice and compromise. I will most definitely compromise when needed.

7. If you cooked for your date, what would you cook?

Oh this is tough. Probably a vegetable & pasta dish with olive oil and basil served with baked salmon. If he's a die-hard meat eater I could make curry baked pork chops with sauteed veggies and brown rice with raisins. I am a good and creative cook. I do a lot to simple foods with herbs and spices that make it all taste delicious.

8. At the end of a first date, how would you kiss your date?
a. Press your lips against theirs
b. Gentle kiss on the cheek
c. Lots o' tongue, like you're on a tonsil exploration
d. I don't kiss on the first date

If I'm just not into you a "good night, thank you for the evening" and I would extend my hand to shake yours. It's my nice way of getting across to you "I'm not interested in a second date." If we are having a blast, then there has already been a lot of touching because I'm the touchy-feely type. I would give a gentle kiss on the cheek. If you moved your face so that your lips met mine, I'm okay with that, which would be "a".

Bonus: You just put up a profile on a dating site. You must describe yourself in 10 words or less. What are your 10 words?

I am sexy, smart, funny, engaging, caring, positive and passionate.

For shits&giggles I took the crazy quiz "Are you a hot date?".

You're So Hot!
You know all the right moves - you make eye contact, you flirt just enough
to keep them interested and you trust your intuition.
You're a great date - fun, flirty and definitely hot.

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Tuesday, September 6, 2011

TMI Tuesday: September 6, 2011


1) What do you wear to sleep in?
My skin. I sleep in the nude.

2) Do you ever walk around your own place naked?

Rarely. Don't know why because I love to be naked. I would love to walk in the garden naked.

3) Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?

No. Well, If I knew KinkyGent was on the other side then yes.

4) What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?
My ass. It's round and firm and pops out just enough :)

5) When sunbathing how much do you bare?

Because I have neighbors now, I can only sunbathe topless and that's only at certain times. I would love to sunbathe totally nude. My coo-chee wants to feel the sun. I love the hot sun beating on my back and bum.

6) Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?
Yes, I would.

7) Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?
Well not just flashed. But I have masturbated for 3/4 of a two hour drive so that truckers and big SUVs good see me. And some times, I would do this horrendous drive giving lots of titty action--fondling, nipple tweaking, etc. Hey I had to stay awake somehow.

Would I flash in public just to flash, probably not. Like I wouldn't show my tits at Mardi Gras to get beads. Nothing wrong with it, I enjoy looking at titties as much as the next person.

8) Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?
I have given my ex bf a striptease. Totally impromptu and my first one ever. He loved it, I enjoyed it as well.

KinkyGent gave me a striptease. Holy hell it was hot! The man has some moves. Mmm Mmm Mmm! I'm getting worked up just thinking about it.
I was so thrilled and giddy and aroused all at once. It was fun and sweet. Afterward, he fucked me senseless :-) :-)

9) Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?
Never alone but I have been naked in a pool full of men. Nothing happened, I swear!

10) Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?
I'm a voyeur. I love to look at naked people, people having sex, or just watch a sexy-beautiful person move.

Bonus: Sexually speaking, what's the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?
Yes, I've had sex in public though people weren't quite sure what was happening. I've been fingered in a park but no one was around, and I had sex in a van and a car. I know that's not exactly public. Is masturbating while driving down the highway considered sex in public?

There's no telling what I'd do in public with the right sexy partner turning me on.


One of my favorite songs "Naked" by the BoDeans, a band that I enjoy.

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